So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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