ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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