More tranny stories later!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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