I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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