Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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