i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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