UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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