"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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