My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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