and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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