is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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