Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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