one might say we're banned from that church
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
