I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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