if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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