i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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