i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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