just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
