Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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