He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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