5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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