sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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