So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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