I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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