So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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