ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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