She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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