I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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