Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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