Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
pray to the hookup gods
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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