The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Someone came in the potted fern
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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