I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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