Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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