so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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