She announced her abortion via fbk
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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