He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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