found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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