Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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