watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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