I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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