Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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