Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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