Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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