i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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