Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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