I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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