I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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