Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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