i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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