I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
