we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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