There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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