I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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