Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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