Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
