so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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