3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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