Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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