please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
As shirtless as possible
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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